Showing posts with label BBC News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BBC News. Show all posts

Leave ugly women alone... Their lives are hard enough already

Pretty women 'anger more easily' says an article over at BBC News.
And therefore are more successful in conflict.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8464990.stm
Well, duh - ugly women have learned to deal with disappointment at a much younger age.

But just wait until our 70s... when everyone's ugly by default.

That's when us ugly women will get to shine...






MBx

P.S. it's interesting to note that this story is filed under 'Health'. I'm not sure how this information will make us more healthy, except in using this knowledge to build an army of super-cute fighting warriors; otherwise I'm not sure of its purpose in making life better.

Apart from making pretty people feel good, and ugly people worse.

Maybe that's evolution being helpfully pushed along.

My guaranteed-successful magazine cover template



Cat News Stories

There is a disproportionate number of news stories on cats.

It's a fact.

Even a venerable institution such as BBC News still publishes a story every few months that describes how a cat travelled - for example - to an old home after being moved miles away, or hundreds of miles after accidentally wandering onto a vehicle; how a cat has learned to take a bus, how a cat gets a lift home every day... Seriously, I get lifts all the time, but do I get a news story? No. I get called lazy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8176971.stm

I like cats. I really do.
But please no more news stories when one travels any kind of distance from one place to another, using any kind of mode of transport AND THAT'S IT...

short of piloting a biplane itself across the Atlantic wearing goggles.

That is the only acceptable exception.



xx